| me: | NO CAT GET OFF MY LAP |
| cat: | 8C |
| trisha: | lol she's just like NU. |
| me: | lol, 'LET ME BACK ON YOUR LAP IT'S ALL WARM AND YOUR LEGS ARE FAT' |
| trisha: | *serious tone* Nooo, your cat doesn't think that. |
| me: | ARE YOU SERIOUSLY TRYING TO COMFORT ME OVER MY CAT ASSUMING I'M FAT |
| trisha: | *CRACKS UP* |
| me: | REALLY |
| trisha: | THAT'S WHAT IT TURNED INTO, YEAH. |
